by Michael Messner

Most guys like looking at porn. There is nothing wrong with this. The problem is when they watch something on film and try to do it. You soon realize that you can’t do it. Do you remember the first time you saw someone on television attempt a stunt on a bike and you tried to do it? You fell on your ass and ran home to cry to your mother. You might not cry to your mother when you can’t perform a sex act, unless you are in some weird incest cult, but its all the same. I wonder how many people really get to spray spunk into their partners face, or get to slap there dick on there arse. Is porn really comparable to REAL sex?!?!?

You can’t expect yourself to be able to do the things they do. They are pros at it. I know that sounds funny, sometimes I wish I was a pro at having sex. That is what they are though. That is why they get paid the big bucks to show it all for the camera. They can bend themselves into positions that we can’t even imagine. The women can suck a cock twice as long as a normal woman can. When was the last time you saw a woman take a huge penis in her back door and wonder how she could take all of it?

Some women are into trying out what they see on the television. That doesn’t mean though that they play with themselves with the sex toys all day long watching porn. That means that they are really into the sex acts. That is like hitting pay dirt my friend. If you were at a casino lights would be flashing telling you that you won a jackpot. Well, let’s slow down a little here. There is one problem, kind of a big problem. Most men see these things in the movies and they are too embarrassed to ask their lover to try it out. I’m not sure why this is, but maybe it has to do with the fact that you have to admit to watching porn.

If you never ask, you will never know. If you run under the blankets every time you want to try something new, she won’t ever know what is on your mind. Though it might seem like it at times, women aren’t mind readers. You need to tell her what you want to do. Don’t be ashamed. Chances are there are new things she would like to do as well. If you keep an open line of communication open, you stand a better chance of acting out your fantasizes. What do you have to loose? You need to keep in mind that just because she likes to get nasty, that doesn’t mean that she is nasty. You have to keep a different mind set when you see your woman doing these sex acts compared to the woman you see in the movie doing it. In your mind the woman in the movie is a dirty slut, in real life, the woman doing this to you is the woman you have to wake up next to.

If you expect to have a lasting relationship that lasts more than one bang, you need to be open. If you plan on being with this woman for a long period of time, then you need to be able to discuss your sexual dreams. That is the only way a relationship can last. If you don’t you will end up with a lot of built up tension or one hell of a credit card bill from buying porn videos all the time. Its not worth keeping your fantasizes quite. Be open, be honest. You will find out that she has some weird sexual desires to. Have fun with them. If you expect her to go along with yours, you have to expect to go along with hers. Life is a two way street, the only one way streets are guys named Cindy who like it in the ass from another guy.

You should buy some oils and maybe even some kinky costumes. Do a little role playing in bed. Be that big bad rent collector and she doesn’t have the money to pay this month. Tell her that she will have to lie on her back and screw you for this months rent. Do kinky stuff that turns both of you on. Usually there is some middle ground that you can reach regarding things like this. Make it fun, be an actor. Try to win a Grammy award.

Don’t be unrealistic. Don’t expect her to be able to roll up in a ball like putty while you bang her. Chances are most men and women can’t get themselves in the positions that they see in the movies. That is just a fact you will have to live with. Instead, take away bits and pieces that you know you will be able to do. Do a variation of doggy style or something like that. Have her lay on a pillow so her buttocks points higher up than normal. That sort of thing. Find ways to work around all of it.

If you aren’t too demanding, things will fall into place. You aren’t a movie director, don’t tell her how to make her every move. That will only put too much pressure on her. If you were put under that much pressure you wouldn’t be able to perform. So won’t be able to either. Keep a clear and realistic mind when it comes to acting out your favorite sex scenes. This will help you get the most bang for your porno buck. It will keep you a satisfied customer again and again.